DOG-1: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner

DOG-2: No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz

DOG-3: Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. Unknown

DOG-4: A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley

DOG-5: The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. Samuel Butler

DOG-6: When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long.  ~Author Unknown

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