Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor,
when the pub was closed for the night.
Out of his hole came a wee brown mouse
and stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor
then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long you could hear him ROAR..
“Bring on the GODDAM CAT!!"
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