BRTH-1: Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns

BRTH-2: You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. David Barry

BRTH-3: Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Billie Burke

BRTH-4: The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes

BRTH-5: First you are young; then you are middle-aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful. Lady Diana Cooper

BRTH-6: Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Maurice Chevalier

BRTH-7: We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. Vlade Divac

BRTH-8: In dog years, I'm dead. Unknown

BRTH-9: My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman

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