HUM-1: One out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. Rita Mae Brown

HUM-2: I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.   Alan Smithee

HUM-3: Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory. Gary Numan

HUM-4: Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway